Members and Supporters
I write to you today
To bring you joyous news
All our efforts have held sway
Despite the encroaching
Endemic problems and dismay
The current of favor has been dammed
And redirected our way
And the American Reverse-Bill Ballcap
Is a dominant breed species
All of the hurdles these Poor
Creatures had to overcome
A baseline standard reading
Acumen and the general assumption
Of humanistic clemency
By the others for everyone
Has made proliferation
In the past not easy
Some notes on the species
For those who aren’t aware
How to spot one in the wild
–If you do please do not stare!
For their egos are fragile and
Secured by the impression
That aggression is impressive
And to impress is to be respected
Hence the angry hunched gorilla
Stance that’s so often affected
Bolstered by the belief
That compassion is disease
And the spatial occupation they consume
Stretches to all they hear and see
And will arbitrate within such
What is judiciously accepted
Which sparks the constant social
Confrontations they've perfected
Listen for the hollow uninspired
Sound of boastful music played loud
That radiates a warning of the posture
Of the creature coming ‘round
A musical tensed muscle
Brined with swagger and assurance
That your feelings and existence
Take a backseat to their purpose
A soundtrack to the character
They’ve cobbled in their heads
Cut and pasted from dumb archetypes
With their face in place instead
Fueled by whiskey to keep them mean
Because to not would make them pussies
And pussies aren’t tough
(Which one needs to be)
To bear the slaps in the face
The world reciprocates
From constantly lashing out at it so much
Ladies and Gentlemen
Take a good look around
I’m sure you can find examples
Of the expanding varieties in your own town
Prosperous and plentiful
Their numbers now compound
I present to you this bird of prey
Known also as The Angry Clown.
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